I have an idea. It is not often that I have ideas, especially good ones, but here is one that might work, given the tremendous need demonstrated recently by those who reside on the public landscape. Lately, a flurry of public figures joined the ranks of those who seem to suffer from the proverbial “foot in mouth” disease, which is speaking without giving much thought to what is said, or the timing thereof.
Interestingly, this list includes people from different designations; politically, professionally and perhaps spiritually. This roster includes evangelist Pat Robertson, ex-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, former President Bill Clinton, current Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, as well as radio and media personalities Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
For this group, I thought I might offer a few tips concerning what not to say. Each of these persons has recently made news with comments that leave many wondering if they are members of the Forrest Gump Club, crazy or just plain stupid?
Since Mother Gump reminded us that “stupid is as stupid does” I am willing to offer my services to each of these persons, and for that matter, a few of our local leaders regarding the nuances of putting the brain in action before engaging the mouth. In fact, regarding the response some have to my musings, I just might need to add myself to the list.
My plan is to teach a class called “What Not to Say and When Not to Say It 101”. Here is my lesson plan:
Lesson One: Remember, as a public figure you never speak off the record. So when you scream at your wife and kids about the absence of toilet paper at the most inopportune time, you might end up being quoted in the tell all book that one of them could write after receiving therapy for living with you. Sen. Harry Reid and, allegedly, former President Clinton should pay careful attention to this point. Can’t you see the former president wagging his finger saying “I did not get coffee from that man, President Obama?”
Lesson Two: Get Your Facts Straight. It is difficult for anybody to take you seriously when you extrapolate personal conclusions and speak of them as factual. The good Rev. Pat Robertson spoke of the people of Haiti as “making a deal with the devil”. Unless he was present, this would be an assumption. Though his ministry gives much across the world, simple statements like this that may not have factual basis or call for theological conclusions all are not prepared to make, cast shadows over the good works previously and currently performed. As extra credit, please consider the timing of what you say. During a crisis, is this the best time to allude to judgment?
Lesson Three: Look in the Mirror. To the former governor of Illinois – you are not black. You are blacker than no one, not that your color matters one iota. We cannot get beyond the issue of racial divide in this country as long as we attach attitude to ethnicity. The manner you behave is more important than how you look.
For remedial help, we will offer Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck training on why some issues are not partisan issues.
School’s open, and after this, I will be my first student.